Alison wants to visit 24 places - damn, now I have to make a list
Alison wants a man that will take her - Oh, OK then
All Alison wants is a puppy for her birthday - no, no dogs
Alison wants to do 42 things - and another list coming up
Alison wants only to move from text to application - eh?
Alison wants to take a holiday - oh yes
Alison wants a Chow! - I said no dogs
Alison wants to run laps around the back patio - no, not as such.
Hmm, so 24 places ad 42 things, eh?
Places Alison wants to visit - Barcelona, Eden in Cornwall, Orkney, Shetland, Tangier, Oporto, Rome, Dublin, Damascus if it's ever safe, Istanbul, New Orleans when they fix it, Kynance Cove in Cornwall, Avignon, Vienna, Tokyo with someone who knows it, Athens, Copenhagen, Iceland, New York, Amsterdam again, Berlin again, Niagara Falls, Rio, Brasilia
Things Alison wants to do - write a novel, see the Northern Lights, DMT, get a house with a garden and stuff, win the lottery, have good hair, have a date with a gigolo, read Thud, learn to knit in circles, get the bloody bathroom fixed, ditto the bloody boiler, get a new bed, go in a hot spring, eat steak, get taken to a posh restaurant, learn to make chilli with mole, learn to drum GOOD, have a part in Beltane where I can show my tits, lose at least a couple of stone, be fitter, get a new kitchen, watch Mirrormask, get a copy of Anansi Boys, visit London people again, help at BiCon again, learn to write hieroglyphics, stay with Jon, finish my cardigan, sell some clothes, have a mega fortieth birthday party, be better at keeping up with my friends, go home and drink beer, paint my room, get rid of one sofa, move somewhere with more space for books, fit an inline switch to my clay lamp, sand my coffee table, tell my boss to stuff it, learn to bead weave and make a necklace, be the centre of a web, be able to be normal, be proud to be weird.