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I am back at work. Joy. Thanks to my efficient and charming co-workers I didn't have an inbox full of outdated invitations to go to the pub, exhortations to take coloured paper our of the photocopier when you've finished with it etc etc. Thanks to various other snags, snarls and entanglements, though, I also do not have a finished training guide. Grrr. Still, new funding has been awarded (finally) at a somewhat more realistic rate, so my job is safe and I can afford to hire people to stuff the training guide mailout when it does eventually arrive.

Meanwhile I will keep myself strong by looking back over all the good things in the last few days. ( tra-la-la-la I'm back at work and I can cope, yes I can... )

For your amusement and delectation:

• A good way to get arrested at the airport
  
• High Times in pro-cannabis story shock
  
• An alarming January resolution
  
• and finally - Glam Rock Minesweeper
  

First day back at work and I am taking work home with me.

I. Am. Not. Best. Pleased.

What is Your Favorite Word?

Today it's inculcating. Tomorrow, who knows?

What is Your Least Favorite Word?

Any of Mistress, Dear or Ali, when addressed to me.

What Turns You On?

Sexual intercourse usually does the trick.

What Turns You Off?

People licking my ears.

What Sound Do You Love?

Cats saying hello, wind in trees, storms outside when I'm nice and toasting inside.

What Sound Do You Hate?

People arguing, especially when they're too far away to hear what they're saying.

What is Your Favorite Curse Word?

Flaps - but I have so far avoided accidently using it at work.

What Profession Other than Yours Would You Like To Attempt?

I'd like to try being a Chief Executive of a minor charity, because I'm convinced it can't be that much harder than the menial tasks I do and it pays far better. Alternatively I'll be Bill Gates for a bit, because even if they immediately notice I can't do the job, it won't take many minutes for me to make my fortune.

What Profession Would You Not Like to Participate In?

Policing, Defence, or anything else I consider morally reprehensible.

If Heaven Exists, What Would You Like to Hear God Say When You Arrive At The Pearly Gates?

I apologise.