purplerabbits

Rar! I made it into the top ten most dangerous list with my weapons of mass destruction.

• infinite penguins
  
• 666 l33t hax0r d00dz
  
• A bevy of rugby fans in drag
  
• Jelly's kitchen (Donated by Health and Safety Office)
  
• a set of alarming nutters shouting under your enemies windows at 4.00am
  
• a hundred trouser legs full of ferrets
  
• atack bosom with semi-automatic nipples
  
• 27 attack spinners out of Frosties packets (Donated by cereal killer)
  
• a pair of giant exploding shoes with spikes (Donated by the Goth Shoe Bomber)
  
• a suitcase nuke so you can be the biggest baddest motherfucker in the world (Donated by Uzbekistan)
  
• my cold germs (Donated by Lucy)
  
• A full 12-slot Pope dispenser
  
• A supply of young, attractive, vaguely talented, ruthlessly ambitious showbiz idols
  
• A small brain, a reconizable face, and a deep compelling voice
  
• A superficially egalitarian but substantially elitist ideology
  
• A DNA printer attached to a powerful computer
  
• my nephew
  
• a million faffing bisexuals (Donated by Nuala)
  
• Jagged-edged (especially at the nose) picture discs of all Barry Manilow's singles and albums (Donated by DurAnorak)
  
• 100 x Jack Chick Tracts against Catholicism (Donated by Barnabus the Talking Ocelot)
  
• useless hippy boss (er, thanks...)
  
• Steam-powered semi-automatic chipmunk trebuchet (Donated by mrph)
  
• An insecure middle-aged male with a huge advertising budget (Donated by Pavlos)
  
• Brainstorming meetings with Ros
  
• Management Consultants (Donated by ducklofty)
  
• Insidious sexually transmitted viruses which turn the victim both bisexual and very very very horny (Donated by Envoy)
  
• 1000 really *obsessional* earworms (Donated by Kay)
  
• Source code to Microsoft Windows for Warfare 2007 Aircraft Carrier Edition (as installed on the USS Ronald Reagan) (Donated by Charlie Stross)
  
• An army of evil lemmings (Donated by ciphergoth)
  
• Entire class of primary school children (Donated by Feòrag)
  
• Tactical glowy things for your headband (half-life: 5 hours) (Donated by Jenni Softfruit)
  
• A large pot of glitter.,.. (Donated by Steve)
  
• Large tins of Tescos Value Mushy Peas for Gas Attacks

You can still donate more fire power - who else would you trust with these fearful inventions? Help me maintain my precarious place in the Axis of Evil...