purplerabbits

It was in Iain's zine that mhw first said "It's exactly this sort of maundering donkeyflop that stops me even glancing through most zines. Paul Crowley, though you may be dear to someone, in my jaundiced and frightfully overeducated eyes, you are a misguided, tedious, cerebrally flatulent little jerk, and the sooner someone buggers you with a halberd using your own vomit as a lubricant, the better for the world it will be. Your opinions are in no wise part of any solution; you, my child, are the problem."

Excuse any mistakes - that's from memory...

(we made up :-))