purplerabbits

Here is a no-brain survey for the terminally bored, which for once has been designed by a 35 year old instead of a 13 year old. It is not guaranteed to be more mature for this reason, however it may at least have fewer than 2000 questions...

1. What's your favourite monosyllable?
   
2. What's your favourite number?
   
3. What's your favourite composite number?
   
4. What's your favourite preposition?
   
5. Did you understand the last two questions without looking?
   
6. Do you or have you ever tried to keep white clothes whiter than white?
   
7. How?
   
8. Do you melt in sunlight?
   
9. What is life too short for?
   
10. What's the most depressing line of a poem or lyric ever?
    
11. What would be a good title for a book?
    
12. What kind of book would it be?
    
13. Are these questions random enough for you?
    
14. How frequently should one take clubbing drugs like E or speed?
    
15. Why are so many LJ surveys so long?
    
16. Have you ever had to tell someone that they never have anything interesting to say?
    
17. Is there a good way to do this?
    
18. What attracted you to apply for this post?
    
19. Should Alison get back to work now?