adjectivemarcus

[purplerabbits]

Marcus rocks my socks because he single-handedly invented the sock-rocking mechanism that I have used every day of my adult life to ensure that my socks are evenly rocked. I particularly appreciate the summer/winter selector and the wee adjusty bit that can differentiate between every kind of sock from fisherman's stockings with the thick cable knit down the side to delicate fishnet popsox - a feature which no imitation sock rocker has yet successfully attained. I do however draw the line at the rumoured "Christmas Stocking rocker" with the jingle bells attachment which would frankly be a sock too far - but maybe that's just me...