1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find the 4th sentence.
With some exceptions, the work is still some way from being good quality employment.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My mug, a fuzzy tiger, in trays, papers
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Doctor Who is the last thing I actually sat through
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
16:00
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
15:51 - yes, I am clock watching
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
REM
7. When did you last step outside?
About 12.30, to Boots for a sandwich
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My bosses leaving the room to buy chocolate
9. What are you wearing?
An orange long sleeved t-shir and a black cotton skirt with lace bits. And shoes and pants and stuff
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I can't recall it now
11. When did you last laugh?
This morning at something on the BBC website
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves with files on, a giant router, a notice board covered in Dilbert, more Dilbert cartoons, postcards put up by me and a list of why things suck by Pavlos, a whiteboard, a bunch of kids pictures and various lists and calendars
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not especially. Internet things don't count as weird cos it's meant to be like that.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I am bored enough for it. It passes time.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Serenity on DVD
16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
My freedom, by handing in my notice, my flat, a flat for my brother, a giant birthday party, a better flat, a flat screen TV with all the trimmings, a really posh Mac with all the trimmings, a really good bed. Then I might pause for breath.
17. Tell me something about you that I dunno.
My hair is now a different colour to this icon.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
How can it possible be *regardless* of politics?! How can than even make sense?
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, once I get going, which takes some doing. But I need to find somewhere to do it that I don't feel like an alien.
20. George Bush.#43.
Being the worst out of 43 takes some doing, but I think he may be...
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I would let whoever was going to raise her make the decision. Or Elna.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above. Or Toben.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
If I become a multi-millionaire and the Gulf Stream stalls, yes. There's a couple of people I might want to take with me.
24. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"I think I owe you an explanation"