purplerabbits

This Map of where no-one should live in the US has got me thinking about a long standing debating point with me - where to live when I win the lottery so as to assure a bearable old age. So for you Friday conversational topic, as set by Me - where is the world would you not live, and why? And is there, anywhere you'd suggest that is relatively free of/immune to inevitable natural disasters, global warming, oppressive regimes, killer creatures and diseases and violent rednecks?

[1] The latest threat to civilisation as we know it

Trouble shooting
If this Worcester Boiler manual gets exceptionally wet during repressurisation of the system you may be doing something wrong. Please replace the white key A through the spurting water before turning off the non-existent knob B properly with pliers C (not included.) After this you may wish to consider a) changing your clothes, b) having a nice lie down while your heart calms down and c) getting a new boiler.

P.S. sibelian: do not panic, flat is not flooded.