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This morning's Doctor Who dream involved:

• A pair of people who had convinced Rose and the Doctor that they were versions of them from the future. The audience was meant to be suspicious of this if only because the older version of Rose was done in rather bad drag (but the actor had got her accent and mannerisms down pat)
  
• A further future version of the Doctor who was probably genuine but possibly evil
  
• The Doctor's mum ferchristsake
  
• Who was a spritely 60 year old wearing tracksuit and trainers
  
• A very giganormous monster which was a giant land octopus as big as a block of flats laid on its side
  
• Which swept accross the land gobbling people up
  
• Meanwhile the Tardis had a freezer containing joints of meat including a part of a human leg. "I can't eat that," said future Rose, "it's got a knee in it!" "Well I don't want it," said one of the Doctors. "It goes rather too well with a bottle of chianti."
  
• It seemed everyone knew who the leg belonged to as it was an ex (male) companion from a previous episode who had turned bad
  
• The giant octopoid took the Doctor's mum and when pursued to its lair it was discovered that it was turning captured people into sessile octopoidlets, with tentacles coming out of their heads and torsos and a gaping and slightly pornographic mouth running vertically down their front.
  
• And then it captured the present day Rose and did that to her and lo! the cliffhanger...

Need. More. Doctor. Who. Dammit!