purplerabbits

Questions from heteronormative
1: What are you writing, creatively, these days?
Bugger all. I'm being utterly crap and uncreative.

2: Of what achievement are you the most proud?
Probably BiCon 1999. One of the things I resented about BiCon 2002 was that the stress undermined my happiness at doing 1999, but I think I've recovered from that by now.

3: If you had a million pounds and an army of seamstresses, tailors, mechanics, architects and such at your disposal, what would you wind up wearing to the BiCon ball, assuming all the money had to be spent on that?
If I get to keep the outfit afterwards I'd get a ballgown made out of twenty thousand fifty pound notes. No, that would be too bulky - say cheques to me written on the finest silk (and a corset). If I don't get to keep the outfit I'd be too busy crying to go to the ball...

4: If you could transplant your brain into a cloned version of your body, but you had the ability to tinker with it, to mould it to your whim, what would you have done, if anything?
Assuming I'm cloning rather than literally duplicating my body, I'd have it when it was about 19, and weighing about nine stone. I'd also fix the eyesight and do some permanent hair removal. As a clone it would naturally be healthy and have all its teeth etc.

5: If you were in a submarine accident and had limited air, enough to say, ten words before you disappeared forever, what would you say, and to whom? (the submarine has very advanced telecoms tech, so you could contact anyone)
Submarine accident! What kind of twisted fuck are you anyway? I'm claustrophobic and wouldn't go near a submarine, so my ten words would be wasted on railing against the fucker who'd kidnapped me and forced me into it (or reporting their name to the police, more usefully).

6: Okay, so after the submarine accident, you're dead and can go to a place of your choosing. What is in your afterlife?
I'd be reincarnated as katyha's baby so I could grow up in a cool poly household.